The Final Countdown

What Week 39.5 looks like

This is what Melissa's feet look like. I put this here so she
could refer back to confirm that she does, indeed, have
feet. She hasn't seen them in months.

All right, this is going to be quick and painless, much like Melissa hopes labor is going to be sometime in the next week. Here are a couple pictures of Melissa, Week 39.5. The due date is Saturday. Today's day is Tuesday. That means only a couple more nights (at the most) of irregular sleep, overall discomfort and general amounts of unrest. Kinda like Egypt last week, now that I think about it.
 Oh, that's right, it doesn't mean that all. It just means that all of that is about to be cranked up. Times five! At least we have our practice.
Here are a couple pictures. Perhaps the final pictures of Melissa with baby, as opposed to baby with Melissa.
For the record, Valentine's Day is past and her worst nightmare of having a Valentine's Day baby is past. So, foot rubs are now allowed and she even went out for spicy wings tonight, all with the hopes of getting things started. Too bad she failed on the spicy wings part and ordered Gold Rush sauce, which isn't spicy at all. Even to a -1 week old.

What you should look like when you eat spicy wings.